...but Facebook, Twitter, Google+, these things me naught to me.

I was in the ER all day yesterday. Very nearly died. I have an atrial fibrillation, more affectionately known as an Afib. The symptoms finally subsided after four failed attempts at forcing my heart to beat normal. Now, here I am, in my early 30s (dear god, when did this happen?) haven't transitioned near enough, and at high risk for other heart defects and stroke. Oh, and I have to take certain medications for the rest of my life.

Come on, LIFE! What other obstacles can you throw at me? I'm ready for whatever you've got!